i'm thinking about doing these in lower case now

today, i put on a bathing suit. yes, i know that it was 30 degrees. yes, i know that we were having an ice storm. there was a very very good reason for the swim wear. i haven't worked out in a few days, because of the weather and all. i was beginning to feel sort of...bulbous. and, whenever i'm feeling bulbous, here's what i do: i put on my bathing suit and look in the mirror, and i say this to myself: "kristi, if you had to go on mtv's battle of the sexes right now, would you be ok in the bikini? or would you be the fattest one there?" after some deliberation, i concluded that i would most definitely not be the fattest one there, so i put my sweat pants back on and continued to watch the replacements on tbs.

kenny chesney's new song "anything but mine" is one of my favorites right now. but here's the problem: in the first verse there's a line that goes like this, "there's a warm wind coming in, from off of the ocean..." every single daggum time i go to sing that line, i sing, "there's a warm breeze coming in," instead of a "warm wind." now, "breeze" does mean the same thing as "wind," and it fits alright into the lyrics. i do this often. live has a song that goes like this, "i must confess that i feel graciously bigger than the rain and hotter than the sun," but i sing it like this, "i must admit that i feel..." again, it does not really interrupt the flow of the song, and confess=admit, but it bothers me anyway. why can't i just sing the real word?

oh well. it could be worse. i could be the fattest girl on an mtv challenge.